Evil RP XD The lenght off the topic must be a certen lengh LMAO

ok im posting here as the forum went down :/

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I was sitting there infront of my laptop waiting for a call, *RING RI-* "Finally babes haha!"
" Peter, Its over were finished!"
"Wha-?" And she hung up. Tragic aint it? So after having my heart ripped out of my chest I decided to go type my RP entry. As i finished my entry form i hit send when all off a sudden both my phone and my laptop lit up, and suddenly changed into a breifcase. "YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN!"
"Arrrhh Phone glowing and speaking to me, not good!" Suddenly it all went dark.

I awoke on a beach somewhere, thinking to my self why sand? I stood up and walked into the sea cooling myself off. After a short time off floating I decided to climb up a tree to see where I was. The view was incredible, I realised I wasnt even in England anymore wasnt jungles in England was there? Nope, *Rumble* Oh god im hungry cold and im gonna die on a deserted island. I needed to sleep, I enjoyed sleeping and I loved dreaming, hope i dream about something good. Before I fell into a sleep all I could think about was that phone call. "Fuck em!" i said outload, why? Not so sure must be getting sun stroke.

"Hello Peter?"
"ARGG WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?!"
"Watch your language my name is Popmon and im your partner from now on, you have your digivice correct?"
"My what now?"
"Your phone peter its turned into a digivice"
This was the wierdest and crappiest dream ever *Bamn*
"Seya Popcornman"
"ITS POPMON AND WHY DID YOU KNOCK ME OUT THE TREE?"
"I dunno?" I jumped out of the tree and went over to where I first landed, Breafcase and Digidice, no vice, Digivice. *Click* I unlocked the breifcase hoping for food, but to my dissapointment. "CARDS I HAVE A BUNCH OF CARDS? We're gonna brn 'em and make a fire them im gonna cookk you Popcornman, I heard if you die in a dream you die in real life!"
"*Sigh* We're not dreaming and if i were you i wouldnt burn those cards!"*RUMBLE*
"You hungry?" Popmon asked.
"A little!"
"Come well find food!"
So playing allong with my dream i deci- "Hey Peter your not dreaming!"
"OH SHIT YOU CAN READ MY MIND?"
"No your eyes are shut ad your muttering Stupid dream to yourself."
"Oh god lets go get some food smart arse!"
"LANGUAGE"!
"Sorry"

2 Years later

CRITICAL STRIKE!
Another Digimon died at mine and Liomons hands, my master Darkdramon had taken me to be his servant he was the wisest and oldest digimon alive, and he promised me life in my world if i did his bidding!

He taught me how to fight and that the cards could power up my partner, Liollmon.

I never called Liollmon my partner more my friend. Let me clear this up i didnt want to kill digimon but if it was the only way home I would. Darkdramon allowed me to view earth with his powers my family still missed me as I missed them! That is what kept me fighting being with them once again!

Great title XD

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I was looking at the cold eyes of my hunter, holding an object that seemed to be an egg, though the dimensions of it proposed that it didn’t come from any mere chicken. The vortex opened up again from where my predator advanced towards me. My brain was telling me to run but my body refused and there was this pull… This attraction towards the thing in his hand like I was destined to have it, like it was destined to be with me. All logic in the world ceased to exist while the pull grew stronger and I unconsciously walked forwards towards the danger rather than do the sensible thing of running away. The hunter smiled And walked towards the portal, with me following close behind…

I supposedly woke up after what seemed like hours. Everything was unfamiliar. This definitely wasn’t the world I grew up in nor did it contain the logic of my world either. Streams of purple data were moving from terrains that changed from desert to forest within metres. That wasn’t the strangest thing though; the strangest thing was the small dog like animal in front of me, though it looked far from any normal dog. Long ears with small feet and legs, white body with bits of green everywhere. Normally seeing something this abnormal would make me scream but I felt a connection to this… creature like I did with the egg before reality was stolen from me. While I tried to focus my mind something else distracted me. Footsteps?

"GET OFF YOUR ARSE BITCH!!!"

"Excuse me?" The girl we captured turned around and looked at me, why me? I just pointed down to Liollmon, he was getting aggresive lately! "YOU HEARD ME YOU WHORE GET UP!!"

"Id just do as he says!" I spoke for the first time. "Sorry for chasing you and all!"

"Yeah why did you do that?" This question hit me and I couldnt answer it.

"...Err Because yo-"

"Come on im in a funny world and your stuttering out an answe!"

"ROARRR!" Liollmon roared as loud as he could and then approached the girl, "Spoke! Only! When! SPOKEN! TO!"

BUNNY BLAST

Liollmon was hit and knocked back!

CRITICAL STRIKE

Both the rookie digimon enganed in a ferocious battele1

"STOP!" Girlish scream, man i hate screams!

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Finish :d